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DEMO CASSETTE AVAILABLE HERE:

pressgangrecords.bandcamp.com/album/demo

This is the first Phone Sex Robots release.

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released February 18, 2014

Phone Sex Robots is:
Man Juice Moose - Vocals, Bass
Dan Shark Fingers - Vocals, Guitar
Big Daddy Cam - Vocals, Drums

All songs by Phone Sex Robots

Recorded by Vanya at Scumbag College at the end of 2013.

Art by Dan.

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Phone Sex Robots Wellington, New Zealand

The Phone Sex Robots are Muice, Cam and Dan. We play some fun punk bullshit. Enjoy.

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Track Name: Karma's Ghost
karma's ghost has blocked the drain
she's gone insane again
and when she puts the pilot out
it starts to rain again
and everybody's saving face
it's such a shame again
and then she said i lost i lost control
shifting the blame again

she said i've been living outside of my brain
don't you know i've been living outside of my brain
she said i've been living outside of my brain
my brain my brain my brain my

the wind has changed
what sickened seeds have sewn?
oh, now your covers blown
you're on the edge, poised to fall we know
and there you go - whoa oh whoa oh
and nobody's saving face
it's such a shame again
should of never ever had control
shifting the blame again
Track Name: I'm a Goner
i'm a goner
you're a goner
it's a fundamental fact we can't avoid
do you wanna get drunk with me tonight?
he's a goner
she's a goner
we can talk about until the world explodes
but i'd rather be at home jerking off by myself if that's alright
won't be long now
until we're gone now
won't be long until we hear the bang bang bang bang
fireworks at the end of time suits me just fine

and i know you think i'm being defensive
but i just can't seem to understand
and i really can't handle the suspense
i'm a dead man

the nukes are lined up
now our time's up
shop window cellophane conceals a grab bag
party
sniff glue
fuck
steal
and have fun
the count is zero
don't be a hero
you could be a saint or a shit for all i care
it doesn't really matter much when it's all
said and done

and i know you think i'm being defensive
but you just can't seem to understand
that i've gotta stop living my life
like a dead man

i'm a goner
you're a goner
party
sniff glue
fuck
steal
and have fun
or deserve what you get when it's all taken away
won't be long now
until we're gone now
won't be long until we hear the bang bang bang bang
fireworks at the end of time
suits me just fine

and i know you think i'm being defensive...
i'm a dead man
Track Name: I'm Sick
i'm sick
and i'm tired
my broken brain
it needs re-wired
may not be dead
but i'm dying
can't get it up
i keep on trying
so i heard you found out that i'm a piece of shit
well baby i don't really mind
you know i'm used to it
and i won't i won't apologise for acting like an asshole
and i know you think that everything you say is true
but i know i never really meant that much to you
and so i won't i won't apologise just because you say so

prove me wrong
you've got a lot to say, so prove me wrong
i know you think you're the only one
whose got problems
i get tired by myself
i'm lazy now
either take it from me or you can prove me wrong
Track Name: They're Always Watching
they're always watching me i know
i see their hollow eyes as they follow me
i feel them on my skin i cover up they can't get in
without x-ray vision
she says it's in my head, i'm seeing things that just aren't there
of course that's what she'd say
oh no, i know she's one of them oh
but if sit here safe and quiet
they'll just go away

sometimes when i'm alone i hear them having fun outside of my bedroom window
they seem to know i know they know the way i think and i know they always will
when it gets too much to bear i drink until i'm just not really there
turn the lights off and close all the doors, don't make a sound
and in the darkness of my room i know they won't just go away

it was hard to admit at first
that i'm simply no fun
but when i finally realised it
i felt a terrible burden
had lifted from around my neck
i had been choking for so long
so now i relieve myself of obligation
and do what i want
try to remain free from prying eyes